Striker mascot biography

Striker ()

Look at this douchebag. There was nothing to like about Striker: a bland, nondescript cartoon dog with a drearily prosaic name. He was a pup purely because dogs are a popular pet in the USA and heralded the era of the quirk-free, corporate mascot.

Ironically, in a World Cup that was lit up by amazing strikers (Romario, Baggio, Stoichkov, Klinsmann, Batistuta), Striker himself deserved to go straight to the pound.

Juanito ()

Call the stereotype hotline.

Juanito is an year-old Mexican boy, wearing a sombrero, in full football kit, posing with a football.

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As if it wasn’t blatantly obvious already that he is a World Cup mascot, Juanito also has ‘MEXICO 70’ on his hat to idiot-proof the whole affair. Unimaginative.
 

Pique ()

Ay caramba! Doubling down on the stereotypes of , Pique is a jalapeno pepper sporting a sombrero and bushy moustachio.

More original than Juanito, and you sort